28 Hilarious The Office Inspirational Quotes That'll Make You Laugh

The Office has always been a favorite amongst many Americans which lasted nine seasons, aired from March 24, 2005, to May 16, 2013. To this day, people are still watching, laughing, and quoting hilarious moments from the tv series.

The Office is a documentary-style look into humorous and sometimes poignant foolishness that plagues the corporate world of the 9-to-5.

We’ve compiled a list of the hilarious and inspirational quotes from the office. We hope you enjoy these moments as much as we did!

28 Best inspirational quotes from the office that’ll make you laugh

1. “Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone

2. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott

3. “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.” – Michael Scott

4. “I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute

5. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

6. “I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good. – Michael Scott

7. “I don’t care what they say about me, I just want to eat.” – Pam Beesly

8. “Before I do anything, I ask myself ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

9. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott

10. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

11. “It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” – Michael Scott

12. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

13. “You only live once? False. You live everyday. You only die once.” – Dwight Schrute

14. “For my New Year’s resolution, I gave up drinking… during the week.” – Meredith Palmer

15. “An office is a place where dreams come true.” – Michael Scott

16. “I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott

17. “I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” – Kelly Kapoor

18. “People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.” – Michael Scott

19. “The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael Scott

20. “You need to play to win. But you also need to win to play.” – Michael Scott

21. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

22. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard

23. “Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep.” – Dwight Schrute

24. “I say dance, they say ‘How high?'” – Michael Scott

25. “Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” – Michael Scott

26. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott

27. “I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.” – Michael Scott

28. “Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” – Michael Scott

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